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No Birth Control pt.2'

No Birth Control pt.2

Stop trying to be sexy and be useful'

Stop trying to be sexy and be useful

Eye contact with your wife during her bull's cumshots is always amazing'

Eye contact with your wife during her bull's cumshots is always amazing

All I do is take away their shyness and innocence'

All I do is take away their shyness and innocence

It doesn’t really matter that you brought me another cunt. If she’s not to my liking, you will still be punished.'

It doesn’t really matter that you brought me another cunt. If she’s not to my liking, you will still be punished.

Daddy come over to help me move into my new apartment. Let's just say my expensive bed was worth the price.'

Daddy come over to help me move into my new apartment. Let's just say my expensive bed was worth the price.

New Meat'

[M/S] What happens in Vegas…'

[M/S] What happens in Vegas…

its not cheating if the dick is bigger.. its called stretching'

Its not cheating if the dick is bigger.. its called stretching

It doesn’t matter whether she likes it'

It doesn’t matter whether she likes it

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