It’s not gay, you just don’t want him to tell everyone about your search history…you are earning his silence!

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The girl's trip ends well...'

The girl's trip ends well...

Guessing she’s a size queen after all'

Guessing she’s a size queen after all

Now you can play with his „joystick” all day'

Now you can play with his „joystick” all day

Pops Schooling Her on Why Solo Play Tops Dating'

Pops Schooling Her on Why Solo Play Tops Dating

Slide it in deep, no turning back now'

Slide it in deep, no turning back now

First pregnancy risk of the New Year…'

First pregnancy risk of the New Year…

Your mouth is just another hole and should be used to pleasure men before anything else.'

Your mouth is just another hole and should be used to pleasure men before anything else.

Your boss was pretty direct when you asked him for a raise'

Your boss was pretty direct when you asked him for a raise

Just try a little, it won't make me gay right'

Just try a little, it won't make me gay right

It’s not gay, I just need to clear my head before we keep going on this road trip!'

It’s not gay, I just need to clear my head before we keep going on this road trip!

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