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A small room, inflatable mattress and fuck payments is the only rent she can afford!'

A small room, inflatable mattress and fuck payments is the only rent she can afford!

Hope you don't mind.'

Hope you don't mind.

Fuck her silly'

She will learn to appreciate any and all attention that she gets.'

She will learn to appreciate any and all attention that she gets.

My hair has the same effect'

My hair has the same effect

My wife is a cock pumping and ball draining machine'

My wife is a cock pumping and ball draining machine

Your gf cares a lot about her nutrition and health'

Your gf cares a lot about her nutrition and health

Sry'

this is what you wanted all along, slut.'

This is what you wanted all along, slut.

duh , only 1 dude knows it doesn't matter'

Duh , only 1 dude knows it doesn't matter

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