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You are so stupid that its really easy to make you touch a dick.'

You are so stupid that its really easy to make you touch a dick.

Beware mom's'

It's only natural!, give in to your instincts. 😉'

It's only natural!, give in to your instincts. 😉

She's always hungry for bbc cum!'

She's always hungry for bbc cum!

Your daughter’s new job'

Your daughter’s new job

I said I would take you out for dinner, I hope you're hungry....'

I said I would take you out for dinner, I hope you're hungry....

A note to Gen Z sluts.'

A note to Gen Z sluts.

Don't say a word, today you are a woman... you are dressed as a woman, you are kissing a man... you feel his dick getting hard on you... you are a woman... just enjoy this moment'

Don't say a word, today you are a woman... you are dressed as a woman, you are kissing a man... you feel his dick getting hard on you... you are a woman... just enjoy this moment

They have have built in leashes for a reason'

They have have built in leashes for a reason

Lube me up properly.'

Lube me up properly.

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