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Look how much happier your wife is with us then when she's with you'

Look how much happier your wife is with us then when she's with you

Remember to say thank you'

Remember to say thank you

Make bad choices. Get yourself into nasty situations. Trust me it will be fun for someone…'

Make bad choices. Get yourself into nasty situations. Trust me it will be fun for someone…

Humble Yourself'

Humble Yourself

Did you find out too?'

Did you find out too?

My Daughter's New Toy'

My Daughter's New Toy

My sister surprise me with the best birthday present'

My sister surprise me with the best birthday present

During her wild phase in college it would have been up to 3 a day'

During her wild phase in college it would have been up to 3 a day

Parental Obedience'

Parental Obedience

Mom tries something new'

Mom tries something new

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