It’s not gay, you are just being my human alarm clock….I love being woke up by you!

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TG My brother's Valentine'

TG My brother's Valentine

Just admit that rough pleasure turns you on'

Just admit that rough pleasure turns you on

Your wife really is having a meeting with her boss... not the kind of one you think. This one is a little more literal...'

Your wife really is having a meeting with her boss... not the kind of one you think. This one is a little more literal...

With age comes experience.'

With age comes experience.

Shoutout to all those absent fathers and overbearing mothers!'

Shoutout to all those absent fathers and overbearing mothers!

Don’t try to cope to yourself about it being an “accident”'

Don’t try to cope to yourself about it being an “accident”

raise your hand, if your cunt is leaking rn'

Raise your hand, if your cunt is leaking rn

Landlord had other plans'

Landlord had other plans

Does it hurt? Good.Its supposed to hurt.Never forget your place,you are just a fucktoy'

Does it hurt? Good.Its supposed to hurt.Never forget your place,you are just a fucktoy

Nowdays I only masturbate to my son's big cock'

Nowdays I only masturbate to my son's big cock

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