It’s not gay, you are just being a helpful buddy as always!

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Your wife's audition for a rapper's music video'

Your wife's audition for a rapper's music video

always ready to help'

Always ready to help

Desperate times? Desperate solutions.'

Desperate times? Desperate solutions.

She knows your gf just broke up with you'

She knows your gf just broke up with you

How much are you worth?'

How much are you worth?

Creative woman'

You want your kids to have a Christmas don't you? Then get to it slut.'

You want your kids to have a Christmas don't you? Then get to it slut.

You love it, you know it 😍💕'

You love it, you know it 😍💕

Have you ever met someone just slightly better?'

Have you ever met someone just slightly better?

(18f) You'd have no choice but to make me a teenage mommy, right daddy?'

(18f) You'd have no choice but to make me a teenage mommy, right daddy?

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