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It's adorable you thought chopping off your hair would make a difference though, sweetheart'

It's adorable you thought chopping off your hair would make a difference though, sweetheart

Gym buddies can make you feel so good'

Gym buddies can make you feel so good

“Integrity” is too big of a word for your average dumb slut'

“Integrity” is too big of a word for your average dumb slut

I'm just... Wondering how it fits'

I'm just... Wondering how it fits

Don’t look at me like that whore, you should be thanking me… who knows what else would have happened if you were on your own in public with a numb jaw?'

Don’t look at me like that whore, you should be thanking me… who knows what else would have happened if you were on your own in public with a numb jaw?

You're practically begging for a wild, rough time at that point...'

You're practically begging for a wild, rough time at that point...

Speaking from experience, it gets better when you just accept it'

Speaking from experience, it gets better when you just accept it

Educational content is so important 🥰'

Educational content is so important 🥰

She's Gotten Dangerously Professional 🐢'

She's Gotten Dangerously Professional 🐢

I survive off his tip'

I survive off his tip

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