It’s not gay if you’re not even a real man to begin with

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The moment Mom’s lips trembled and she breathed out that “yes,” it was done. She wasn’t just convinced — she had completely given in to me.'

The moment Mom’s lips trembled and she breathed out that “yes,” it was done. She wasn’t just convinced — she had completely given in to me.

Gratitude and chance make a dangerous cocktail 🐢'

Gratitude and chance make a dangerous cocktail 🐢

Getting Paid to Play: No Homo When You're This Girly Under Me! 😈'

Getting Paid to Play: No Homo When You're This Girly Under Me! 😈

Friends wife said they’re having trouble conceiving'

Friends wife said they’re having trouble conceiving

Practice makes perfect! 😇'

Practice makes perfect! 😇

Busy housewife around the holidays!'

Busy housewife around the holidays!

My job has a great perk....lots of BBC!!!'

My job has a great perk....lots of BBC!!!

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Chit Chat [Betacrusher666 on Imagefap]

remember sissy'

We all do.'

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