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I like touching myself. Help me, perhaps?'

I like touching myself. Help me, perhaps?

Your holes are the only thing of worth you have, use them'

Your holes are the only thing of worth you have, use them

Its not my fault its all i think about'

Its not my fault its all i think about

My wife got me a gift certificate for a massage for Valentine’s Day. I don’t think she knew my crazy ex worked there though.'

My wife got me a gift certificate for a massage for Valentine’s Day. I don’t think she knew my crazy ex worked there though.

Maybe now she believes me'

Maybe now she believes me

Its okay to keep watching it on a loop and keep gooning'

Its okay to keep watching it on a loop and keep gooning

Mom catches you watching your sister on web cam'

Mom catches you watching your sister on web cam

this us me every god damn night'

This us me every god damn night

Waited so long to rail her like this'

Waited so long to rail her like this

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