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They're all bigger than you'

They're all bigger than you

Could You Fight the Urge?'

Could You Fight the Urge?

She’s still taken more of his loads than yours. Does that mean she still belongs to him?'

She’s still taken more of his loads than yours. Does that mean she still belongs to him?

There's no way in hell that they aren't still making love and fucking the daylights out of every deranged experience that can be shared between them. She never even told you he'd impregnated her.'

There's no way in hell that they aren't still making love and fucking the daylights out of every deranged experience that can be shared between them. She never even told you he'd impregnated her.

Creamy Delight'

What have you gotten yourself into?'

What have you gotten yourself into?

She always goes to the beach without me'

She always goes to the beach without me

When did you last clean up her after him?'

When did you last clean up her after him?

Keep telling yourself it's not gay'

Keep telling yourself it's not gay

You’ll learn soon enough'

You’ll learn soon enough

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