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Be a good set of dumb holes…turn off your brain, you don’t need it anymore…'

Be a good set of dumb holes…turn off your brain, you don’t need it anymore…

Does she remember them all?'

Does she remember them all?

Throated Thursday is here. All Thirsty Toys go "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck. HAWK TUAH!"'

Throated Thursday is here. All Thirsty Toys go "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck. HAWK TUAH!"

how long did you look at me for.'

How long did you look at me for.

Sissies love being environmentally friendly 👀'

Sissies love being environmentally friendly 👀

Daddy's Birthday Surprise'

Daddy's Birthday Surprise

Your fate will be sealed'

Your fate will be sealed

I will late for class'

I will late for class

Well worth $500 (if she wins…)'

Well worth $500 (if she wins…)

He’s too big to anyway'

He’s too big to anyway

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