It’s not gay if we are drunk, we totally won’t remember any of this!

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everyone remembers her — she went by cuntkittn on tumblr. her fate is the same as every woman’s. you’re just another hole. find me someone prettier, someone younger, someone better.'

Everyone remembers her — she went by cuntkittn on tumblr. her fate is the same as every woman’s. you’re just another hole. find me someone prettier, someone younger, someone better.

You love your life'

You love your life

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When all else fails, a morning quickie is the best alarm clock for sleepyheads like my cute little princess!'

When all else fails, a morning quickie is the best alarm clock for sleepyheads like my cute little princess!

How to properly thank a man and showing him why you exist'

How to properly thank a man and showing him why you exist

They only acceptable way to take it'

They only acceptable way to take it

When Your Wife Is the Real Closer in Your Business'

When Your Wife Is the Real Closer in Your Business

Yet You Did... Over and Over Again.'

Yet You Did... Over and Over Again.

All you heard on the phone was your WIFE moaning hard.'

All you heard on the phone was your WIFE moaning hard.

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