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Paying off a debt'

Paying off a debt

Finally found the cure for too much screen time'

Finally found the cure for too much screen time

I charge on a sliding scale... Slide right in and we'll figure out payment latter'

I charge on a sliding scale... Slide right in and we'll figure out payment latter

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The most intelligent thing that can come out your mouth is my cock'

The most intelligent thing that can come out your mouth is my cock

Always smile 😊'

Always smile 😊

My apologies for the issues with the previous post, so here's another - enjoy!'

My apologies for the issues with the previous post, so here's another - enjoy!

I'm so fucking horny thinking about my hot brother'

I'm so fucking horny thinking about my hot brother

Doesn’t this fact just warm your heart??'

Doesn’t this fact just warm your heart??

Supporting my wife's acting career'

Supporting my wife's acting career

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