It’s not gay if its for christmas! I need a present of some sort…

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You love it when he takes control'

You love it when he takes control

Happy Married Life!'

Happy Married Life!

This just feels right.'

This just feels right.

When the starts align'

When the starts align

Your aunt can be a bit too cocky for her own good, so you knew she wouldn't back down from a bet'

Your aunt can be a bit too cocky for her own good, so you knew she wouldn't back down from a bet

Your Actress Girlfriend is the Star of a Provocative New Ad Campaign:'

Your Actress Girlfriend is the Star of a Provocative New Ad Campaign:

If you didn’t want it, why is your cunt so wet whore?'

If you didn’t want it, why is your cunt so wet whore?

Sister's boyfriend caught you!'

Sister's boyfriend caught you!

Supportive roommate'

Supportive roommate

Do it'

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