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You are your tits. You were made for entertainment.'

You are your tits. You were made for entertainment.

Get dumber for Daddy'

Get dumber for Daddy

You can’t escape your destiny'

You can’t escape your destiny

It's not gay to have him scratch an itch deep inside you!'

It's not gay to have him scratch an itch deep inside you!

I guarantee that she will want to be invited back.'

I guarantee that she will want to be invited back.

My husband doesn't like hiking well he's missing a lot'

My husband doesn't like hiking well he's missing a lot

More tattoos = Rougher she likes it'

More tattoos = Rougher she likes it

Say thank you'

And now you finally know it's factually true.'

And now you finally know it's factually true.

Which type are you?'

Which type are you?

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