It’s not gay I swear it’s a totally real thing! If you keep the heels on the whole time it cancels everything out!

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Again!'

An order I couldn't refuse'

An order I couldn't refuse

Time to fix your mind'

Time to fix your mind

You always thought your Gfs big mouth would get her in trouble someday'

You always thought your Gfs big mouth would get her in trouble someday

My landscaper was invited in for some lunch today, and then some 🍑👅💦🍆'

My landscaper was invited in for some lunch today, and then some 🍑👅💦🍆

I leveled the playing field'

I leveled the playing field

I feel like a woman'

I feel like a woman

She's not as innocent as you think'

She's not as innocent as you think

How I met my Daughter'

How I met my Daughter

Being a gooner ≠ being gay'

Being a gooner ≠ being gay

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