It’s not gay because no one will ever know what has happened….

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Some key motivation'

Some key motivation

Your daughter was visiting home from college when she got pulled over by none other than the dickhead who made your life miserable in high school'

Your daughter was visiting home from college when she got pulled over by none other than the dickhead who made your life miserable in high school

Who did she run into?'

Who did she run into?

Once she gets put in her place, she will never want to leave,'

Once she gets put in her place, she will never want to leave,

It’s totally straight if it’s you and your buddy doing it! Because you both cancel each other…so it can never be gay! I promise the math checks out👀'

It’s totally straight if it’s you and your buddy doing it! Because you both cancel each other…so it can never be gay! I promise the math checks out👀

You can cry all you want'

You can cry all you want

Repeat after me: Please rape my cunt, mister!'

Repeat after me: Please rape my cunt, mister!

My wife helps my older brother relive some memories he had with his daughter before passing away'

My wife helps my older brother relive some memories he had with his daughter before passing away

Possibly the best tits I've Ever seen on reddit! ❤️ [FullVid in c0mm3nts]'

Possibly the best tits I've Ever seen on reddit! ❤️ [FullVid in c0mm3nts]

Still straight when kissing ur gf🔥'

Still straight when kissing ur gf🔥

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