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Valentine's Day went off the rails'

Valentine's Day went off the rails

She's only got one cookie I want to taste'

She's only got one cookie I want to taste

My daughter asked me about the birds and the bees. So I decided to give her a little demonstration. I prefer a hands-on approach…'

My daughter asked me about the birds and the bees. So I decided to give her a little demonstration. I prefer a hands-on approach…

She's expecting in july'

She's expecting in july

A cheap whore brining in the customers.'

A cheap whore brining in the customers.

You're not gay if he's the one who made the bet'

You're not gay if he's the one who made the bet

Now that I've already knocked up my little angel, there's no reason to pull out during our special bonding sessions.'

Now that I've already knocked up my little angel, there's no reason to pull out during our special bonding sessions.

I have such a big crush on him'

I have such a big crush on him

It’s not gay because what happens on vacation stays on vacation! So no one will ever know I fucked your big girly ass so how can it be gay???'

It’s not gay because what happens on vacation stays on vacation! So no one will ever know I fucked your big girly ass so how can it be gay???

Now you're gonna be short $500, your girlfriend, and your dignity'

Now you're gonna be short $500, your girlfriend, and your dignity

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