It's not cheating if you lied about your size. And then she finds out what average really is.

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As a good bitch, u must always worship my balls and beg for your breakfast'

As a good bitch, u must always worship my balls and beg for your breakfast

How's the cage'

Seems simple enough right?'

Seems simple enough right?

Pussy'

In the back of his car'

In the back of his car

My friend just got married to a slutty 18 year old, I had to welcome her in the most appropriate way'

My friend just got married to a slutty 18 year old, I had to welcome her in the most appropriate way

Don't worry bro, I'll try to pull out....this time.'

Don't worry bro, I'll try to pull out....this time.

Your womb belongs to him'

Your womb belongs to him

Women are just holes to be used.'

Women are just holes to be used.

I knew I'd be on my knees for my ex as soon as I walked through the door'

I knew I'd be on my knees for my ex as soon as I walked through the door

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