It's not cheating if you lied about your size. And then she finds out what average really is.

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Your Friends Left You With The Bill & No Way To Pay It 😳😳'

Your Friends Left You With The Bill & No Way To Pay It 😳😳

Damn Right Your Timing Sucks in Bed'

Damn Right Your Timing Sucks in Bed

love that'

You couldn’t stop watching, though, could you?'

You couldn’t stop watching, though, could you?

You might as well join in'

You might as well join in

just a harmless dare, right?'

Just a harmless dare, right?

Blowing the guy parked next to us'

Blowing the guy parked next to us

Answer me cunts - Spit or Swallow?'

Answer me cunts - Spit or Swallow?

Hey honey, I got you a window seat! I know how much you hate not having one.'

Hey honey, I got you a window seat! I know how much you hate not having one.

In 9 months time we’ll be expecting a baby..'

In 9 months time we’ll be expecting a baby..

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