It’s behind closed doors and yes your best bud so it’s def not gay

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Everybody Knows That!'

Everybody Knows That!

Your step-sister always wanted you just as much as you wanted her'

Your step-sister always wanted you just as much as you wanted her

Good Girl'

What's stopping you?'

What's stopping you?

Be a good cunt and spread your pathetic holes for man when he comes back from work. That's the only thing you got to offer for keeping you in his life. Idiots might call this abusive but no one will ever keep something useless in their life. Be useful, cunts.'

Be a good cunt and spread your pathetic holes for man when he comes back from work. That's the only thing you got to offer for keeping you in his life. Idiots might call this abusive but no one will ever keep something useless in their life. Be useful, cunts.

Unlike my hubs, my dude goes hard on my throat & makes me swallow every last drop'

Unlike my hubs, my dude goes hard on my throat & makes me swallow every last drop

Your wife at the party after a few drinks'

Your wife at the party after a few drinks

Should i tell him tomorrow?'

Should i tell him tomorrow?

You know my captions are the best!'

You know my captions are the best!

You know it's coming, sweetheart... are you going to give in to the inevitable?'

You know it's coming, sweetheart... are you going to give in to the inevitable?

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