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My wife got me a gift certificate for a massage for Valentine’s Day. I don’t think she knew my crazy ex worked there though.'

My wife got me a gift certificate for a massage for Valentine’s Day. I don’t think she knew my crazy ex worked there though.

Bud doesn't know I knew I'd lose'

Bud doesn't know I knew I'd lose

Look Who's Strutting Her Stuff Now...'

Look Who's Strutting Her Stuff Now...

She tried to help'

She tried to help

Encourage your girlfriends to have some fun :)'

Encourage your girlfriends to have some fun :)

Blackmail Turns You Into My Dirty Little Bargain Slut'

Blackmail Turns You Into My Dirty Little Bargain Slut

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You're just hearing things!'

You're just hearing things!

Silly sluts like you need to be reminded of what you are.'

Silly sluts like you need to be reminded of what you are.

This definitely isn't cheating'

This definitely isn't cheating

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