It was my turn to hire the stripper for Bro's Night, but I fucked up and forgot... Everybody was furious, so I'm working extra hard to make amends

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You're learning it's just better this way...'

You're learning it's just better this way...

How bad was she?'

How bad was she?

Convention trip - Day 1 Part 1'

Convention trip - Day 1 Part 1

Say "I'm a cheater" 📸'

Say "I'm a cheater" 📸

Expansion of the family.'

Expansion of the family.

You were so confident England would win, you said I could fuck your fit Spanish friend if they lost. Well, here I am, cheating on you while you’re sat at home crying'

You were so confident England would win, you said I could fuck your fit Spanish friend if they lost. Well, here I am, cheating on you while you’re sat at home crying

Your daughter knows the importance of quality time with Daddy'

Your daughter knows the importance of quality time with Daddy

The scent of a woman'

The scent of a woman

You're happy you joined the get rich quick scheme'

You're happy you joined the get rich quick scheme

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How much do you love cum sissy?

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