"It was just a phase babe. I'm past that now."

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They are trying their best now'

They are trying their best now

Not my fault you let ger have girls night, your loss my gain'

Not my fault you let ger have girls night, your loss my gain

You deserve no self respect! Accept that you are a slave to your master and get yourself high and addicted to it like a hopeless whore!'

You deserve no self respect! Accept that you are a slave to your master and get yourself high and addicted to it like a hopeless whore!

Your tits are meant to be on display'

Your tits are meant to be on display

You did this to yourself.'

You did this to yourself.

It’s not needed'

It’s not needed

She is running late… again'

She is running late… again

Double or nothing.. and you still lost..'

Double or nothing.. and you still lost..

I'm slowly working my way through my list of all the guys I've ever wanted to fuck'

I'm slowly working my way through my list of all the guys I've ever wanted to fuck

What do you call him now?'

What do you call him now?

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