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He won't even take you home'

He won't even take you home

first and second date'

First and second date

After my divorce, my daughter bought me a sex doll, then offered her body to do a side-by-side comparison.'

After my divorce, my daughter bought me a sex doll, then offered her body to do a side-by-side comparison.

Not gay if it was accident / 1 part'

Not gay if it was accident / 1 part

You Just Can't Say No'

You Just Can't Say No

My lawyer mom won a case this morning, representing a group of Black guys, and called to say they invited her to celebrate. It’s been hours without a word from her, and Dad and I are worried sick.'

My lawyer mom won a case this morning, representing a group of Black guys, and called to say they invited her to celebrate. It’s been hours without a word from her, and Dad and I are worried sick.

Swallow every drop piggy'

Swallow every drop piggy

It’s behind closed doors and yes your best bud so it’s def not gay'

It’s behind closed doors and yes your best bud so it’s def not gay

She’s always gotten what she wanted. Now she wants your husband. It’s not his fault.'

She’s always gotten what she wanted. Now she wants your husband. It’s not his fault.

Your wifey starts a podcast'

Your wifey starts a podcast

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