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My tattoo artist never makes me pay...'

My tattoo artist never makes me pay...

I got you bud'

Be like your GF!'

Be like your GF!

Cockslave discount day at the theme park'

Cockslave discount day at the theme park

my best friend's tits are fantastic, I can't resist them.'

My best friend's tits are fantastic, I can't resist them.

My Husband doesn't know why the landlord hasn't asked for rent this month'

My Husband doesn't know why the landlord hasn't asked for rent this month

I’ll always help you… anything you ever need'

I’ll always help you… anything you ever need

Mom helping the siblings.'

Mom helping the siblings.

Learning an important lesson.'

Learning an important lesson.

alas it was the only one I found.'

Alas it was the only one I found.

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