Is it gay to walk around in panties when I know my roommate is in the next room?

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and best part is that you owe a lot of money'

And best part is that you owe a lot of money

See the tape or use your imagination?'

See the tape or use your imagination?

You Ain't Worthy of This Pleasure'

You Ain't Worthy of This Pleasure

Always tip your Uber driver'

Always tip your Uber driver

Be his obsession'

Be his obsession

In order to get hired, you will have to try with your holes, because you are not needed for anything else.'

In order to get hired, you will have to try with your holes, because you are not needed for anything else.

Your wife needs more training'

Your wife needs more training

Can you even call it a "mistake" anymore?'

Can you even call it a "mistake" anymore?

Think about it.'

Think about it.

While he's living under my roof, my son will obey my rules'

While he's living under my roof, my son will obey my rules

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