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i love when old men manipulate my daddy issues'

I love when old men manipulate my daddy issues

Yeah but it's an open marriage (I fuck anything that's open)'

Yeah but it's an open marriage (I fuck anything that's open)

I'm telling you you'll love it'

I'm telling you you'll love it

So fucking hot... Muthafuckin' throbbing meat pole... Please destroy my throat cunt sir...'

So fucking hot... Muthafuckin' throbbing meat pole... Please destroy my throat cunt sir...

I got a present form the father but I'm gonna have fun with his son'

I got a present form the father but I'm gonna have fun with his son

Don't overthink it, just hop in the car and let the guys wreck your hole'

Don't overthink it, just hop in the car and let the guys wreck your hole

It’s not gay, you can’t be homeless so will do anything for some extra time to get the rent!'

It’s not gay, you can’t be homeless so will do anything for some extra time to get the rent!

Being the cool uncle pays off'

Being the cool uncle pays off

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Big Ass GIF by egoria99

Let’s make my belly swell!'

Let’s make my belly swell!

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