I'll bet he didn't even notice the phone

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Don't be a boring vanilla cunt.'

Don't be a boring vanilla cunt.

Can’t be gay if I’m dressed up girly with long blonde hair'

Can’t be gay if I’m dressed up girly with long blonde hair

trust me, all women want to be treated this way. nothing could get me wetter than pain and misery.'

Trust me, all women want to be treated this way. nothing could get me wetter than pain and misery.

Thank you, sister, for helping us save a little money'

Thank you, sister, for helping us save a little money

The perfect combination of unemployment and pleasure. (1/2)'

The perfect combination of unemployment and pleasure. (1/2)

Hands aren't for masturbating, mom butts are for masturbating.'

Hands aren't for masturbating, mom butts are for masturbating.

It's your fault'

It's your fault

As she should'

New couch...'

Happy wife, happy life.'

Happy wife, happy life.

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