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The face when...'

The face when...

Which is more exciting?'

Which is more exciting?

A night of drinking always has a price 🥃'

A night of drinking always has a price 🥃

I love showing them their true purpose'

I love showing them their true purpose

Backseat, window down, make her cervix kiss the crown'

Backseat, window down, make her cervix kiss the crown

Lesson of the day'

Lesson of the day

Mommy Helped Me With My First Date Jitters...'

Mommy Helped Me With My First Date Jitters...

WAIT where's the condom?!'

WAIT where's the condom?!

How any GOON session with a sissy should end.'

How any GOON session with a sissy should end.

A bet with a coworker gone wrong'

A bet with a coworker gone wrong

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