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Your girlfriend is so sweet, she helped your best friend to feel better!'

Your girlfriend is so sweet, she helped your best friend to feel better!

It's not cheating, right? (Captionforever on imagefap)'

It's not cheating, right? (Captionforever on imagefap)

This is how to make sure you get his attention! 😇'

This is how to make sure you get his attention! 😇

Always Tight'

Encouraged to eat Jizz daily'

Encouraged to eat Jizz daily

Comparing the son to his dad'

Comparing the son to his dad

She knows what sells'

She knows what sells

I'll be leaving her better then I found her. A single, pregnant, teen mother.'

I'll be leaving her better then I found her. A single, pregnant, teen mother.

He can't stay away'

He can't stay away

It's not your fault you're useless, you're just wired that way'

It's not your fault you're useless, you're just wired that way

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