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Sissification is a Slippery Slope'

Sissification is a Slippery Slope

for when the bullshit piles up'

For when the bullshit piles up

you keep checking your phone to see if she sent something'

You keep checking your phone to see if she sent something

You Were Made to Serve'

You Were Made to Serve

Cheerleaders provides happiness its what they do'

Cheerleaders provides happiness its what they do

It's come to my attention that women have been trying to think. You know better...'

It's come to my attention that women have been trying to think. You know better...

When you get the chance you make the most of it'

When you get the chance you make the most of it

Working hard isn't gay'

Working hard isn't gay

This is, in fact, a true story'

This is, in fact, a true story

Life will be so much easier when you embrace being public fuckmeat'

Life will be so much easier when you embrace being public fuckmeat

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