If anything he's the gay one for pulling his cock out on me...

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Your gf went black and couldn't ever go back to you no matter how much you tried, loser'

Your gf went black and couldn't ever go back to you no matter how much you tried, loser

2 loopholes'

What do you imagine your girl will say while she’s jerking you off before going off to spend the night with her bull?'

What do you imagine your girl will say while she’s jerking you off before going off to spend the night with her bull?

Your life is incomplete without an offender'

Your life is incomplete without an offender

It’s not gay, you are just helping out a friend in need!'

It’s not gay, you are just helping out a friend in need!

What you should be'

What you should be

There is no greater aphrodisiac than a woman’s tears'

There is no greater aphrodisiac than a woman’s tears

A mantra for worthless cunts. Read it. Repeat it. Live it.'

A mantra for worthless cunts. Read it. Repeat it. Live it.

I Do...'

Unexpected burglar'

Unexpected burglar

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