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It’s an extremely helpful way of reframing your life. You aren’t JUST meat. You aren’t JUST an object. You exist in service of Men. Your value is whatever I assign it. You are my pornography.'

It’s an extremely helpful way of reframing your life. You aren’t JUST meat. You aren’t JUST an object. You exist in service of Men. Your value is whatever I assign it. You are my pornography.

Tad bit too late.'

Tad bit too late.

Never date party girls'

Never date party girls

My daughter sends me videos of her new outfits, while I’m trying to focus on an important meeting and gets bred immediately after I get home'

My daughter sends me videos of her new outfits, while I’m trying to focus on an important meeting and gets bred immediately after I get home

Do better if you don't do this whores.'

Do better if you don't do this whores.

Your bro’s hole is yours to wreck—it’s not gay if you’re just helping him out.'

Your bro’s hole is yours to wreck—it’s not gay if you’re just helping him out.

My neighbor and I have the same first name.'

My neighbor and I have the same first name.

I guess he's my best friend now'

I guess he's my best friend now

Let's make it obvious for you'

Let's make it obvious for you

Your brain says no but your cock says yes'

Your brain says no but your cock says yes

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