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I hope I'm not distracting you..unless you wanted a distraction. In that case it’s your lucky day'

I hope I'm not distracting you..unless you wanted a distraction. In that case it’s your lucky day

Happy Halloween!'

Happy Halloween!

That Smile'

You’re pathetic for watching your best friend fuck your girlfriend’s throat. She’s cheating on you, so why are you not angry?'

You’re pathetic for watching your best friend fuck your girlfriend’s throat. She’s cheating on you, so why are you not angry?

Daddy's punishment for using his credit card to buy sex toys..'

Daddy's punishment for using his credit card to buy sex toys..

Never want summer to end'

Never want summer to end

Daddy's lap is the best'

Daddy's lap is the best

Secret Santa = Your Man Cheating on you'

Secret Santa = Your Man Cheating on you

Next time bring your own car~'

Next time bring your own car~

Women can be selfish bitches, witches and attention leeches, sellout snitches, unworthy of your riches nor inches, so ignore em till their mind glitches & string them up by the cold beaches till their body twitches.'

Women can be selfish bitches, witches and attention leeches, sellout snitches, unworthy of your riches nor inches, so ignore em till their mind glitches & string them up by the cold beaches till their body twitches.

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