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My idea of romance'

My idea of romance

I don’t make the rules, nature did.'

I don’t make the rules, nature did.

You've Been Best Friends Your Whole Lives. You'd Never Do Anything To Hurt Her. Or So She Thought.'

You've Been Best Friends Your Whole Lives. You'd Never Do Anything To Hurt Her. Or So She Thought.

Roommate shows you his fat cock'

Roommate shows you his fat cock

I’m sure she’ll remember well when she’s next out with her college friends…'

I’m sure she’ll remember well when she’s next out with her college friends…

never fails'

That tease got me flowing...'

That tease got me flowing...

I can't believe I'm with someone who lets other men use me'

I can't believe I'm with someone who lets other men use me

potentially offensive messages make my cunt drool'

Potentially offensive messages make my cunt drool

You’re gonna be covering for him at work a lot from now on'

You’re gonna be covering for him at work a lot from now on

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