I thought everybody knew this already. Why else would they be so big?

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Easy Self Facial with a little help from yoga instructor'

Easy Self Facial with a little help from yoga instructor

Still straight if no one knows'

Still straight if no one knows

You’re just indirectly begging to be raped at that point…'

You’re just indirectly begging to be raped at that point…

Rules for Urinals'

Rules for Urinals

Sex talk with mommy'

Sex talk with mommy

What a good little husband'

What a good little husband

Your GF didn't want to cheat, but your dad made her a bet...'

Your GF didn't want to cheat, but your dad made her a bet...

You did the right thing, cuck'

You did the right thing, cuck

You're always the most useful in the kitchen.'

You're always the most useful in the kitchen.

You can be like her too, if you turn your brain off!'

You can be like her too, if you turn your brain off!

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