I swear it’s totally str8 if we don’t make eye contact!

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Repeat after me. I am just holes!'

Repeat after me. I am just holes!

She wanted to be used and not see the bull'

She wanted to be used and not see the bull

Stunt videos have gone to the next level 🪂'

Stunt videos have gone to the next level 🪂

Mantra for cunts'

Mantra for cunts

Sending your mother over to confront your mean bully 🍆 never goes as planned….'

Sending your mother over to confront your mean bully 🍆 never goes as planned….

It's just the way you are'

It's just the way you are

payback at your wife'

Payback at your wife

Its not like she can object'

Its not like she can object

Its not gay because.... ummm.... harder'

Its not gay because.... ummm.... harder

You forgot your wife birthday'

You forgot your wife birthday

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