I swear it’s not gay to help me out buddy….why would I lie? I am just so big, that I need an extra hand….or mouth👀

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Your wife finally agreed to a threesome with another woman. But it doesn't seem to be a threesome anymore.'

Your wife finally agreed to a threesome with another woman. But it doesn't seem to be a threesome anymore.

No Better Feeling'

No Better Feeling

It's not gay, it's just a funny picture for a friend 😸'

It's not gay, it's just a funny picture for a friend 😸

A good sissy knows her place'

A good sissy knows her place

Useful cunts suffer for men'

Useful cunts suffer for men

How do you stack up to my bud? I'm only asking to gain some context... How many of you guys are walking around with thickness between your legs?'

How do you stack up to my bud? I'm only asking to gain some context... How many of you guys are walking around with thickness between your legs?

I would never cheat on you'

I would never cheat on you

Own Your Worth, Babe... Or Let Me Own You Instead'

Own Your Worth, Babe... Or Let Me Own You Instead

Laundry day (original content)'

Laundry day (original content)

You are so lucky to have such a cool hung bud'

You are so lucky to have such a cool hung bud

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