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Don't use words you can't even understand.'

Don't use words you can't even understand.

On his 18th birthday my little brother got high AF. He asked if he could fuck my girlfriend. "Sure," I said "but only with my cock up your horny ass". Everybody happy.'

On his 18th birthday my little brother got high AF. He asked if he could fuck my girlfriend. "Sure," I said "but only with my cock up your horny ass". Everybody happy.

Too dumb to even understand that her face covered in cum is a compliment.'

Too dumb to even understand that her face covered in cum is a compliment.

Gratitude and chance make a dangerous cocktail 🐢'

Gratitude and chance make a dangerous cocktail 🐢

Replacing his stuff isn't gay'

Replacing his stuff isn't gay

You just want to be used'

You just want to be used

We just got a new neighbor this weekend and I heard he used to play for the NFL.'

We just got a new neighbor this weekend and I heard he used to play for the NFL.

Always comes back smiling'

Always comes back smiling

Who here would love their girl to bring back gifts?'

Who here would love their girl to bring back gifts?

My bud gets too agressive if he doesn't come frequently. So as a sissy slut i help him'

My bud gets too agressive if he doesn't come frequently. So as a sissy slut i help him

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