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Your anniversary was great'

Your anniversary was great

His for the taking'

His for the taking

My Best Friend is a Hypnotherapist (Part 1)'

My Best Friend is a Hypnotherapist (Part 1)

Just ask her and she'll spill all the juicy deets 😉'

Just ask her and she'll spill all the juicy deets 😉

We hired my wife's friend to renovate our kitchen and he's not making any progress. But I promised my wife I wouldn't get involved, so I guess we'll be eating out again tonight.'

We hired my wife's friend to renovate our kitchen and he's not making any progress. But I promised my wife I wouldn't get involved, so I guess we'll be eating out again tonight.

If you want to be a man's valentine, we need to know your value...'

If you want to be a man's valentine, we need to know your value...

This is what I wish my wife did before our wedding. The white of her bulls cum patching her dress.'

This is what I wish my wife did before our wedding. The white of her bulls cum patching her dress.

Cum tastes better when it isn’t my mans'

Cum tastes better when it isn’t my mans

Honey, Watch & Learn'

Honey, Watch & Learn

Happy Valentine's Day to my Son and our baby <3'

Happy Valentine's Day to my Son and our baby <3

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