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She's been plotting on her besties hubby.'

She's been plotting on her besties hubby.

I got pregnant after a rave'

I got pregnant after a rave

It’s not gay, you just don’t want anyone else to find out!'

It’s not gay, you just don’t want anyone else to find out!

still watching sissy'

Still watching sissy

"Throat Goat" by Cocktor Seuss'

"Throat Goat" by Cocktor Seuss

relieving stepsis'

Relieving stepsis

This is the most you can aspire to be if you're a woman'

This is the most you can aspire to be if you're a woman

Honey I will be a little late'

Honey I will be a little late

Told my boyfriend all i was doing was getting lunch with my ex BF to catch up… ended up being much more'

Told my boyfriend all i was doing was getting lunch with my ex BF to catch up… ended up being much more

Be as sloppy as you can.'

Be as sloppy as you can.

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