I love making dessert while my family has dinner.

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You are just a breathing fuckdoll, act like one'

You are just a breathing fuckdoll, act like one

It’s not gay now put this mask on and honor the bet like a man!'

It’s not gay now put this mask on and honor the bet like a man!

Love waking up to a smile 😊'

Love waking up to a smile 😊

She wanted to go to that swingers party way more than you did..She already had a guy she wanted to fuck in mind'

She wanted to go to that swingers party way more than you did..She already had a guy she wanted to fuck in mind

I wanna do a lot more, but it'll be pretty gay, right bro?'

I wanna do a lot more, but it'll be pretty gay, right bro?

I'll always be the best dick you ever had.'

I'll always be the best dick you ever had.

Bend Over & Accept Your Dirty Destiny'

Bend Over & Accept Your Dirty Destiny

Daughter lessons: always give Daddy a chance to enjoy his favorite snack!'

Daughter lessons: always give Daddy a chance to enjoy his favorite snack!

Say it back.'

I love it like I love a painting 😍 🖼️ or a song 🥰 🎶 There's nothing sexual about this... 😘 🍆'

I love it like I love a painting 😍 🖼️ or a song 🥰 🎶 There's nothing sexual about this... 😘 🍆

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