I don't think any man OR woman could.

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The upside of traveling for work.'

The upside of traveling for work.

Abortion number 3 on the way, or he's going to be a daddy.'

Abortion number 3 on the way, or he's going to be a daddy.

My boyfriend's old college friend used to be my fuck buddy..'

My boyfriend's old college friend used to be my fuck buddy..

When She Plays Hard to Get, Unleash Your Wild Side'

When She Plays Hard to Get, Unleash Your Wild Side

What would you do if your gf does this?'

What would you do if your gf does this?

Dirty Little Secret Unleashed'

Dirty Little Secret Unleashed

What if it's a tie?'

What if it's a tie?

Remember that'

Clueless Cutie Gets a Sissy Surprise'

Clueless Cutie Gets a Sissy Surprise

I guess I didn't have a choice ;)'

I guess I didn't have a choice ;)

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