I don't make rules, I just remind you of them. You know?

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Hope you don’t mind 😉'

Hope you don’t mind 😉

Your parents keep asking how college is going, but you haven't quite gotten round to telling them what your daily schedule consists of...'

Your parents keep asking how college is going, but you haven't quite gotten round to telling them what your daily schedule consists of...

Would you keep your eyes open? I bet you’d even stick your tongue out to help.'

Would you keep your eyes open? I bet you’d even stick your tongue out to help.

A Happy Family…'

A Happy Family…

My son is my fuck buddy'

My son is my fuck buddy

It will be a great day when...'

It will be a great day when...

Now thats how you take care of your mom'

Now thats how you take care of your mom

you really cant blame me for this'

You really cant blame me for this

His Birthday Gift'

His Birthday Gift

" Oh fuck, WTF is that bud? Why did you text me this? "'

" Oh fuck, WTF is that bud? Why did you text me this? "

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