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Do me what I ask'

Do me what I ask

It's not gay if it's for the homie'

It's not gay if it's for the homie

Your boyfriend didn't pay for those yoga classes so another man could enjoy your fit body'

Your boyfriend didn't pay for those yoga classes so another man could enjoy your fit body

Free use Housewife, never stop breeding'

Free use Housewife, never stop breeding

only the biggest red flag in the book...'

Only the biggest red flag in the book...

My roommate and I finally figured out how to get along... He had a lot to offer once I really got to know him'

My roommate and I finally figured out how to get along... He had a lot to offer once I really got to know him

Not gay if I pay for your pedicures bro'

Not gay if I pay for your pedicures bro

Your wife is a sneaky little slut'

Your wife is a sneaky little slut

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Goth Girl from Tinder saves the date 🖤💋

Your wife's favorite lunch is BBC'

Your wife's favorite lunch is BBC

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