I can’t tell him how much I love the taste of his sperm. Cus then I’d be gay.

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We have beers, weed, video games and all the time in the world, bro. Just let yourself go, boys night is as straight as things get.'

We have beers, weed, video games and all the time in the world, bro. Just let yourself go, boys night is as straight as things get.

i cheated on my bf on Christmas and he cried so bad, turns out he got me an engagement ring, oopsss'

I cheated on my bf on Christmas and he cried so bad, turns out he got me an engagement ring, oopsss

Deal?'

Give up'

Sneaky Slut Takes a Better Cock While Her Man's Oblivious'

Sneaky Slut Takes a Better Cock While Her Man's Oblivious

Horny Math Whore's Number Crunching Fantasy'

Horny Math Whore's Number Crunching Fantasy

Mommy loves to teach us'

Mommy loves to teach us

We're just getting started'

We're just getting started

Lucky Bastard Gets To Worship Her Toes While You Watch'

Lucky Bastard Gets To Worship Her Toes While You Watch

Our girl never outgrows family fun time 🔥'

Our girl never outgrows family fun time 🔥

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