I can’t tell him how much I love the taste of his sperm. Cus then I’d be gay.

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Your lent your girlfriend to your friend for a day and he wants to keep her an extra day'

Your lent your girlfriend to your friend for a day and he wants to keep her an extra day

We also decide who, with what, and why.'

We also decide who, with what, and why.

I think I could be persuaded...'

I think I could be persuaded...

He Thinks She's Hosting...but she is geting DP'd'

He Thinks She's Hosting...but she is geting DP'd

You went clubbing'

You went clubbing

Doing it for your wife'

Doing it for your wife

Lets have a mock auction. Feminists reply under this post and men will bid xD'

Lets have a mock auction. Feminists reply under this post and men will bid xD

You can fuck off now, honey! My bull owns my pussy now'

You can fuck off now, honey! My bull owns my pussy now

Sex is better than STEM'

Sex is better than STEM

The Best Pets Are Collared And Bound'

The Best Pets Are Collared And Bound

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