I can’t believe he tricked me into dressing up as a girl and sucking his cock. Wait no…I kinda like it

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You don't have to like it: you have to shut up and take it like a good fleshlight'

You don't have to like it: you have to shut up and take it like a good fleshlight

You're dating a total slut. Everyone can see it but you'

You're dating a total slut. Everyone can see it but you

Would you still marry her?'

Would you still marry her?

Your gf was just helping him get rid of his boner before swim class, it wasn’t sexual at all…'

Your gf was just helping him get rid of his boner before swim class, it wasn’t sexual at all…

You mind her getting hit on infront of you?'

You mind her getting hit on infront of you?

She was just “hanging out with some friends”'

She was just “hanging out with some friends”

Mom makes sure I am only hers.'

Mom makes sure I am only hers.

I mean we’re just dancing right ?'

I mean we’re just dancing right ?

Don't want it to hurt too much when I pound it.'

Don't want it to hurt too much when I pound it.

You're here for a reason'

You're here for a reason

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