I am not gay! I am just being a good bro and spotting him!

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Who is going to let their wife do this today?'

Who is going to let their wife do this today?

No babe, I can't facetime you right now. I'm at the massage studio. Stop being so fucking jealous!'

No babe, I can't facetime you right now. I'm at the massage studio. Stop being so fucking jealous!

You saved your house from robbery...'

You saved your house from robbery...

Annoying my roommates girlfriend to get her to leave'

Annoying my roommates girlfriend to get her to leave

Most men want first dibs, my cuck loves to go last.'

Most men want first dibs, my cuck loves to go last.

Your begging only makes it hotter'

Your begging only makes it hotter

Tad bit too late.'

Tad bit too late.

You mad?'

yes! i will be a good friend in next time👥'

Yes! i will be a good friend in next time👥

its time to get ready with me 💕 dont forget to follow along!'

Its time to get ready with me 💕 dont forget to follow along!

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