How I expect you to be every time I come through the front door.

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Send your wife this'

Send your wife this

Stealing your Girl by ghostwritercaptions'

Stealing your Girl by ghostwritercaptions

My husband's brother was so much better than my husband (ImageFap: chatmehard)'

My husband's brother was so much better than my husband (ImageFap: chatmehard)

What else were we supposed to do all night? 🤷🏻‍♀️'

What else were we supposed to do all night? 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's not gay if you are female'

It's not gay if you are female

You can have Mommy's body in 2025, I promise <3'

You can have Mommy's body in 2025, I promise <3

But next time i wanna get it off'

But next time i wanna get it off

Don't let differences ruin a friendship, no matter how big they are'

Don't let differences ruin a friendship, no matter how big they are

Bro, I just want to empty my balls.'

Bro, I just want to empty my balls.

Lost bet'

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