How do you stack up to my bud? I'm only asking to gain some context... How many of you guys are walking around with thickness between your legs?

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Don't fight it.. embrace it'

Don't fight it.. embrace it

Your girlfriend cheated on you with Santa. Her wish came true: she wished for a bigger and better dick to suck'

Your girlfriend cheated on you with Santa. Her wish came true: she wished for a bigger and better dick to suck

Your roommate has been training herself just for you'

Your roommate has been training herself just for you

She gave him a ride in return'

She gave him a ride in return

Who wants to be my good girl'

Who wants to be my good girl

Sit This One Out, Babe 💄 💅'

Sit This One Out, Babe 💄 💅

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Play a ChandraSpirit Game 5 - Be Pink More 4

Doesn't know or care...'

Doesn't know or care...

There will always be someone younger. Tighter. Curvier. More willing. Your only advantage is to be worse for him'

There will always be someone younger. Tighter. Curvier. More willing. Your only advantage is to be worse for him

Why waste your opportunities?'

Why waste your opportunities?

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